The Danielle Adams Publishing Company
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So… welcome to our marketing and direct marketing website.
We're hard at work building this direct marketing website, and while it's under construction… it's FREE.  Have fun looking around - if you find marketing and direct marketing information of good value, please tell your friends.  Thanks! 

  _        This is a different kind of website.  It's informational.      _
It's lean direct marketing information at its best: sometimes fun and funny! Sometimes so dull and academic - we don't even like it  
_                   Sometimes entertaining... and helpful!               ___

   Direct Marketing doesn't always have to be drab or boring just because the marketing books you read in school were.  Yea, like you really read them.  Riiiight.  Hey, I told my parents I read them, too.  Yea, my parents didn't believe me, either.

Ahhh… college — best 9 years of my life.  Or was that high school?  I forget.  But that's not important now.  What's important now is that business is lousy and you need to make your phone ring.  We can help with that.  We can help a lot.  You can easily learn how to make your phone ring just by reading the articles on this site. 
Go ahead, we'll wait…

Our lean and practical marketing information is written to be interesting, and amazingly helpful to your business.  You can learn marketing tips and techniques that will make your phone ring and help you to succeed - all presented in an interesting, breezy style of writing.

Direct marketing.  Direct mail. Direct-selling ads. Mailing lists.  PR.

You'll find a wealth of information here on this site for FREE.  But don't forget, we also sell lots of practical, useful direct marketing material written and designed to help you increase the response of any of your marketing, direct marketing and direct mail campaigns.  Plus - we offer some awful books… er… I mean awesome books.  Come to think of it, please buy our books, audios and e-books because, well… we need the money.  Just kidding.  You don't need to buy our products.  Just send the money.


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Your Marketing Questions Answered, FREE!
  
  Have questions about marketing, direct marketing, direct mail or copywriting? 

Need to ask a few simple questions about market plans, marketing strategy, direct marketing, direct mail or advertising campaigns?  Want a free review or analysis of your current direct mail marketing campaign?  Hey, we're marketing geeks - and we're always happy to “talk marketing and direct marketing” with our many visitors and friends. Just give us a call - 610-642-1000.   We're a little different than most other big firms, we answer our phones.  Of course if we're not here, we don't.  But, if you leave a number we call you back. I know it's old fashioned, but we think it's kind of refreshing, don't you?

     Need more business?
If you're serious, you may want to learn how we help firms increase their marketing campaign response and generate sales.  Because that's what we're all about - increasing response. Yes, we make the phone ring.  And we can help make your phone ring - more often - and improve the quality of your inquiries.  Please give us a call - and let's talk!

Don't forget about our
Awesome FREE direct mail reviews! 

We'll look over your shoulder and analyze your direct mail - we'll let you know how well your mailing pieces are going to draw BEFORE you mail them.  We've saved a lot of money for our friends and clients with this low cost (sometimes FREE) service.

FREE Catalog Analysis, too! 

If you're stuck as to how to squeeze more revenue from your catalog, how to increase sales or just have your catalog perform better, let our experts review your book.  Reviews are fast and reliable; you'll be surprised what you'll learn in just a few minutes. Get action steps on what to change first to immediately increase your revenue. For a free pre-review 15-minute consultation (yes, you'll definitely learn a lot in this short review!) please call.  If you'd like to see a few private articles about increasing response from your catalog, please click here.  Thanks.

While you're here on our direct marketing site, please don't forget about ordering our books and audios, too.  Just visit our store and get them instantly with our new downloadable marketing e-books — at a tremendous savings: since it costs us less (no printing, no shipping), we're delighted we can pass the savings on to our clients and friends.  Same awesome direct marketing information we're famous for, jam packed into each e-book. Learn how to increase your response and get more phone calls in just a few nights of easy reading.  All written in Jeffrey Dobkin's own breezy, conversational, and “Grammatically-challenged” style of writing.

Here's the bottom line:  We make the phone ring. 
If your phone isn't ringing, call us — we're real help, right away.  Yes, and no BS, either.  If you phone is already already ringing, we make it ring more.  If your phone is already ringing more, call us because we'd like to know how you do it - we'll pass those tips onto other clients.  Or… maybe we can make it ring more than more!  OK, that didn't come out right, but you get the idea.  Anyhow, we're always friendly and your questions (no matter how silly they seem) and your comments both good (yea) and bad (ugh) are most welcome.  We're always as close as your phone.
Call us at 610-642-1000.  Thanks!

Jeffrey Dobkin
 and the Marketing, Research & Editorial Team at
The Danielle Adams Publishing Company
Post Office Box 100
Merion Station, PA  19066

 ~ FREE ARTICLES ~

    Please enjoy our FREE DIRECT MARKETING ARTICLES!  If you’re looking for direct marketing articles and direct marketing strategies that can ignite your marketing, direct marketing, sales, direct mail and PR campaigns… make them more effective AND lower your costs, you’re gonna like it here. Pull up a chair. Go on... we'll wait.

    Our firm, The Danielle Adams Publishing Company, along with senior writer Jeff Dobkin (yea, that’s me), senior analyst (yes, that’s me too), and our dedicated research and marketing team (yea… that’s me, also - with a few people to help) and, well, we have a couple of dogs and cats roaming around here somewhere, and someone brought in a chicken a few weeks ago and we can't find it now (but the hall closet sure smells funny) and… we all put together this site with lots of practical and useful direct marketing tips and sweet copywriting techniques. 

    Hey, just look around — there's some fun stuff, too.  Cause if it ain't fun, why do it?  Life's too short to be serious all the time.  And by the way, we left some of the typos and misspellings in, so you picky bastards would have something to complain about. Hey, if you noticed a typo and you're the last person to see it - it's actually your fault.  Stick around, we may need someone to blame for some other stuff, too.

    Browse through our FREE marketing articles, downloads and special reports. Plus, please buy some of our writing, because… we gotta eat The dogs and cats get hungry, too and we're all still looking for the chicken. You can buy our traditional bookstore books (yes, real printed-on-paper books - not just some fake e-books), and some mediocre audio and video courses that are just crammed with tons of incredibly helpful marketing and direct marketing information; and oh yea did I mention we sell some fake e-books, too. 

   OK, they're really our books, but digital versions — for those of you who can't wait or want an incredibly great price: you can now get our books by instantly downloading them.  Don't forget to ask about our information-rich audio seminars. All useful and practical direct marketing information written and designed just to show you how you can make your phone ring… and to dramatically increase the response of any campaign.  Please feel free to order now—we haven't eaten in days.  Thanks.





A Personal Note from Jeff…

    I know I know, everything on the web is free free free!

    Well, not this stuff. Not the really good stuff.  Not free — but certainly reasonably priced. Heck - you can buy one of our marketing e-books for under fifteen bucks.  How much cheaper can it get?  If that ain't in your budget, maybe you ought to rethink all this entrepreneurial stuff… We're marketers, not magicians.
— Our Guarantee —

   We always try to provide our clients and friends exceptional value.   If you don't receive 5 times, 10 times the value you paid, we'll refund your money.  In fact - if you read our books, and don't make ten times what you paid us for them in your first mailing following our techniques, we'll refund your money.  Heck, we'll also buy you a new fishing pole, give you our new Chevy Mailbu and shoot Dobkin in his writing hand.  How's that for a guarantee!  OK, maybe we won't do all that, but we'll offer an apology and try to help you - just give us a call and ask for Jeff.  Heck, he usually winds up answering the phone anyhow.

     ”Quite frankly, the signal-to-noise ration of Dobkin's writing is quite low.  He brings the important stuff right to the top; gets right to the point, right away.”

     Fact is, you can't get our unique marketing and direct marketing strategies anywhere else. All presented in Jeff's own breezy to read, easy to understand, slightly over the top grammatically-challenged conversational style of writing. Or did I say that earlier?  Wow, it's hard to write after 6 Red Bulls, half a smoke and a couple of beerskis.  But don't let his easy-going style fool you, the information Dobkin presents is quite deep.  Very deep.  His marketing techniques are sound — based on 30 years of tough field experience, and his technical articles will show you the real depth of his marketing knowledge.

     The direct marketing methods in our informational books and audios took Dobkin decades to acquire, years to assemble, thousands of hours to distill, and an hour and a half - or maybe a little more - to write and edit. Thus, explaining all the typos. He did it all just to be able to present this lean information to you in a style you'll enjoy. Ever notice that in today’s world you’re lucky if you get what you pay for. He's made sure that with our own informational products you get so much more.

    As you explore the writing on this site, you'll soon learn that Dobkin's books and his audio products are a particularly good value.  You'll be able to see that he jam-packs all his writing with practical information you won’t find anywhere else. Few people write in his breezy style, let alone bring you such an intense level of useful information: exactly what you need to do to get more business, make your phone ring, raise the level and quality of inquiries, and demonstrate specifically how to increase the response from any campaign.  Put simply — you'll learn hundreds of new and effective ways to find new markets, get more business and realize a higher response from your campaigns. Yes, all in a few nights of easy reading. Not to mention some stale and sometimes offcolor jokes.

     Some sites make you wade through tons of pages and pages of well, crap, to get to the good, useful parts. Yea, other than this page, we try not to waste your time. Maybe that’s why Dobkin's articles have been published in over 300 magazines. Somebody must like his writing.

    Need More Business?

     Stick around - see why our material really is so different. If you’re looking for practical marketing and direct marketing strategies, and explicit action steps you can put into use TODAY to increase your response from any marketing or direct mail campaign, we hope you’ll bookmark this site, tell friends to visit, and sign up for our spam-filled email list. This site is almost 100 pages deep with Jeff's articles.  Bookmark it now, we'll wait…
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     Sign up for our spam-filled email list!  Yes, that's right - we sell your name all over the place and get $20 from each of the major spammers for it.  They'll delude you with offers for Viagra, Cialis; pain meds, dialysis equipment, farm implements, and both male, female and—not-quite-sure-what-you-are enlargement products but whatever you got they can make it bigger.  Plus you'll get offers for all kinds of weird and kinky things. 

    Just kidding.  Who would pay $20 for your name?  Yea - I don't anyone who would either.  We could only get ten.  Besides, most of those products don't work - especially the “enlargement” products. At least that's what a “friend of mine” told me. 

    Thanks.  And I hope you enjoy the rest of the site. PS, we really don't sell your name to anyone.  No one wanted it! How can I put this nicely… you've been blacklisted.

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